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Lyrics

they're burnin' all the books
they say we don't need
I won't miss 'em
cuz I don't read
all I need to know
is on the TV
talkin' heads a-bobblin'
tell me what to believe

fear unbalanced Fox News
shows me all that's been done
I thank the Lord that it's cool 2B dumbb

everywhere I look
they tell me I'm ill
but I'll get better
if I take their pill
who cares what the small print says
can happen to me
I'm counting on Big Pharma
to make me HD

life is pretty as their pictures
when my dose kicks on
I thank the Lord that it's cool 2B dumbb

bridge:

call me a slacker
call me a fool
they taught me nothin'
when I went thru school
my mind is empty
I wonder why
all that seems to matter is
I know how to buy

they're taking all the vitamins
out of our food
replace 'em all with chemicals
that make us feel good
designer Frankenfood
from their biotech plan
I'll be running faster than
the six million dollar man

and it all looks so beautiful
ya gotta taste some
I thank the Lord that it's cool 2B dumbb

there's terror everywhere
and every reason for fears
but I can flush 'em all
with a case o' lite beer
hey who can I trust
within an inch of my life
maybe my best buddy
wants a piece o' my wife

but I don't give a damn ya see
cuz I gotta gun
I thank the Lord that it's cool 2B dumbb

shopping at the mall
till my credit's all done
I thank the Lord that it's cool 2B dumbb

lookin' round the world
for a new place to bomb
I thank the Lord that it's cool 2B dumbb

White Pride

we're white
we're right
get used to it

Slotown

we start this life in no town
head out on our own
we find our way to Slotown
think we've made it home

chorus

go down Slotown
old times are here to stay
sweet life all around
one more sunny day

this world looks flat from Slotown
folks here aren't so bold
we buy our lives in Slotown
wherever toys are sold

chorus

bridge I

forget your fresh ideas
yeah come on down
to our brand new historic
Olde Downtowne
shop our world class culture
if your credit's good
welcome to the neighborhood

bridge II

we got one hairstyle
and good clean fun
all the rebels on the run
there's no hot potato
and no prickly pine
everyone toes the line

there's no fast lane in Slotown
we all drive to the right
the highway out of Slotown
it circles thru the night